A couple of days ago, we were outside working on starting a garden. I do more sitting and watching than anything. I'm pretty useless at this point. Anyway, my youngest, Zane, looks in his big sister's ear. He says, "Eww!", and he turns her head toward me like I can see it from where I'm sitting.
I asked him if her ears were dirty and he said yes. Then he stuck is finger in her ear and starts twisting it around. I said, "EWWW ZANE! That is gross! You don't stick your finger in someone's ear and start cleaning it out!" He said, "Aw, it just peanut budder! I don't know how it got in there, but it just got in there."
Where do they come up with these things?